|The protagonist of my current original fiction project, about a cynical, wannabe mad scientist in a world of superheroes and -villains.|
PromotionSummary: A Harry Potter one-shot. Ron and Hugo play chess.Promotion by JoeMerl
Ron was trying to read some important paperwork for the joke shop (which could be summarized as "laws you didn't stop George from breaking this month") as his son sat on the couch, kicking the air indignantly.
"It's not fair! Why does Rose get to go to the Quidditch game and I don't?"
"Because you sent your cousin to the hospital," Ron said, not looking up.
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO! And James deserved it! Even Aunt Ginny said so!"
"We're not arguing about this again, Hugh. Go read a book or something."
"But I've already read all my books! Ooh! Can we go to Diagon Alley and buy some more? And then stop at the Quidditch store and see if they have any new Cannons posters? Please?"
Ron closed his eyes. He was beginning to realize that there was no point in trying to work unless he found a way to keep Hugo entertained—and honestly, this work was dead boring anyway.
And that's when Ron decided that h
HateSummary: Snape hated Wormtail. Drabble, one-sided Snape/Lily.Hate by JoeMerl
"You can't treat me like this! I'm not your slave!"
Snape waved his hand lazily, not even looking up. "If you have a problem with my instructions, Wormtail, perhaps you should have someone talk to the Dark Lord for you. I'm sure he could find you another assignment..." The faintest smirk crossed his lips. "Keeping Nagini well-fed, perhaps?"
Wormtail looked like he was about to shout, but instead he spun around and scurried away like a rat, allowing the bookshelf to slam shut behind him. As soon as he was gone Snape's snide expression turned into a scowl, and he glared after him, feeling his pulse quicken.
He hated Wormtail.
Snape had hardly noticed him, growing up—nobody had noticed Pettigrew, because there was simply nothing notable about him. He followed Potter and Black around like a fawning house-elf, of course, but he rarely went out of his way to antagonize Snape like t
Total Drama: Each Character in Six Words - Part 3Summary: A Total Drama fanfiction. The characters of TDPI, summarized in six words each.Total Drama: Each Character in Six Words - Part 3 by JoeMerl
The evil twin with the mole.
Hmm, B's more vocal this season.
"The Normal Guy" slowly goes crazy.
It's season three all over again.
She has weird taste in men.
Useless gimmick means he goes "poof!"
Tiny supervillain fails to conquer island.
Quite the heartbreaker. Of himself, mostly.
The good twin, but surprisingly tricky.
Nobody ever suspects the quiet ones...
Total Drama, apocalyptic dystopia, same difference.
Our least evil girl jock yet!
"What's another reality show to parody?"
Another Chris? One was bad enough!
Those New Interns Who Have Shown Up Since TDWT
They snark quietly from the sidelines.
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Anyway, hello! My name is JoeMerl, dAddict and obsessive member of many fandoms. I mostly draw cruddy MS Paint fanart, write far better-quality fanfiction, and am also working on some original fiction that gets posted here in bits and pieces. I hope you like my stuff, and if nothing else, thanks for one more pageview! |
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Current Residence: Pensacola, FL, USA.
Favourite style of art: Cartoonish.
Shell of choice: Turtles.
Favourite cartoon character: Dib from "Invader Zim." There's a very long list of others I could mention.