|The protagonist of my current original fiction project, about a cynical, wannabe mad scientist in a world of superheroes and -villains.|
50 Words of Funky FlowSummary: A Steven Universe fanfic. He’s a goofy but heroic magical warrior, she’s his bookish but surprisingly tough best friend, and these are fifty short scenarios from their relationship. Steven/Connie, COMPLETE.50 Words of Funky Flow by JoeMerl
"Happy Valentine's Day—" she began, only to stare as she saw Steven on the ground, hopelessly tangled in a paper chain of hearts.
Steven carefully took the bubbled Gem and placed it floating above Connie's outstretched hands. "Centipeetle? There's someone I want you to meet. This is my friend, Connie."
Most guys would offer their girlfriends their jacket. Steven's just summoned his bubble to keep out the wind.
"Oh," Steven said, as Connie lifted her foot to reveal that half of her shoe had melted. "Yeah, sorry...I guess I should have warned you about the lava. You can borrow my spare sandals if you want."
"See? We'll still be fine without your healing powers
Broken HeartSummary: A Steven Universe drabble. In their early days on Earth, Pearl is forced to teach Rose an unfortunate lesson about humans.Broken Heart by JoeMerl
The humans were gone now. Their settlement had been destroyed. Pearl walked amidst the wreckage, not sure what had happened or what she was supposed to think.
She could hear Rose Quartz crying. Her soft sobs seemed loud in the otherwise deathly silence.
"Rose?! Rose, where are you?!"
Her response was soft, like a whimper, but just then Pearl saw her, kneeling in what had once been the largest of the primitive human dwellings. She looked so out of place among the splintered tent poles and torn canvases flapping in the wind—tall, strong and immaculate, except for the ugly tear tracks that were shining on her face.
"Rose—are you alright?! What—"
And then Pearl saw the girl.
She was a small human, which meant that she was young—one of the oddities of organic life was the way that it grew and changed, becoming st
The Way It IsSummary: A Harry Potter one-shot. Ginny is an idealist. Astoria is not. Set during "Deathly Hallows."The Way It Is by JoeMerl
Ginny heard a scream as she burst into the corridor, wand already drawn and a dark look on her face.
Sure enough, the scene froze after everyone looked up. Ginny instantly recognized Agnes Monkleigh, a Slytherin girl in her year who had become a fervent devotee to the Carrows, standing over a younger girl who was coughing and shaking on the ground. A gaggle of other students stood nearby, either watching or refusing to watch the scene with equal horror.
Monkleigh recovered after a split second, meeting Ginny's gaze and curling her lip. Ginny followed suit.
"What's going on here?"
"None of your business, Weasley. Now scram before I get Professor Carrow."
"If you mean Alecto, I have it on good authority she'll be in the Hospital Wing for the rest of the night," Ginny said with a grim smirk. "Now leave."
Agnes slashed the air with her wand, but Ginny wa
PromotionSummary: A Harry Potter one-shot. Ron and Hugo play chess.Promotion by JoeMerl
Ron was trying to read some important paperwork for the joke shop (which could be summarized as "laws you didn't stop George from breaking this month") as his son sat on the couch, kicking the air indignantly.
"It's not fair! Why does Rose get to go to the Quidditch game and I don't?"
"Because you sent your cousin to the hospital," Ron said, not looking up.
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO! And James deserved it! Even Aunt Ginny said so!"
"We're not arguing about this again, Hugh. Go read a book or something."
"But I've already read all my books! Ooh! Can we go to Diagon Alley and buy some more? And then stop at the Quidditch store and see if they have any new Cannons posters? Please?"
Ron closed his eyes. He was beginning to realize that there was no point in trying to work unless he found a way to keep Hugo entertained—and honestly, this work was dead boring anyway.
And that's when Ron decided that h
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Anyway, hello! My name is JoeMerl, dAddict and obsessive member of many fandoms. I mostly draw cruddy MS Paint fanart, write far better-quality fanfiction, and am also working on some original fiction that gets posted here in bits and pieces. I hope you like my stuff, and if nothing else, thanks for one more pageview! |
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Current Residence: Pensacola, FL, USA.
Favourite style of art: Cartoonish.
Shell of choice: Turtles.
Favourite cartoon character: Dib from "Invader Zim." There's a very long list of others I could mention.