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KARKRSummary: An Invader Zim drabble, part of a collection of unusual pairings. Keef makes a (very) new friend!KARKR by JoeMerl
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
"Hey, Zim? It's me, your best friend Keef! I'm out of the hospital again!" The boy craned his neck, as if he could somehow see over the purple men's room door of Zim's house. "I thought we could see a puppet show! Do you wanna see a puppet show, Zim? Huh? Do ya—OW!"
Keef turned around, his clothes smoking, to see that the gnomes on Keef's lawn were suddenly standing behind him! He held up his hand in greeting. "Well, hi there! What are you guys doin'? You're not really supposed to move around like that YOW!"
A moment of burning, blasting and beating followed, after which Keef was thrown out of Zim's yard and onto the sidewalk. He landed right in front of a pair of black shoes.
"And THIS is Keef! He's a little boy who's Zim's bestest friend! Which is pretty funny because Zim really hates him! HA!"
Keef looked up
50 Words of Funky FlowSummary: A Steven Universe fanfic. He’s a goofy but heroic magical warrior, she’s his bookish but surprisingly tough best friend, and these are fifty short scenarios from their relationship. Steven/Connie, COMPLETE.50 Words of Funky Flow by JoeMerl
"Happy Valentine's Day—" she began, only to stare as she saw Steven on the ground, hopelessly tangled in a paper chain of hearts.
Steven carefully took the bubbled Gem and placed it floating above Connie's outstretched hands. "Centipeetle? There's someone I want you to meet. This is my friend, Connie."
Most guys would offer their girlfriends their jacket. Steven's just summoned his bubble to keep out the wind.
"Oh," Steven said, as Connie lifted her foot to reveal that half of her shoe had melted. "Yeah, sorry...I guess I should have warned you about the lava. You can borrow my spare sandals if you want."
"See? We'll still be fine without your healing powers
Broken HeartSummary: A Steven Universe drabble. In their early days on Earth, Pearl is forced to teach Rose an unfortunate lesson about humans.Broken Heart by JoeMerl
The humans were gone now. Their settlement had been destroyed. Pearl walked amidst the wreckage, not sure what had happened or what she was supposed to think.
She could hear Rose Quartz crying. Her soft sobs seemed loud in the otherwise deathly silence.
"Rose?! Rose, where are you?!"
Her response was soft, like a whimper, but just then Pearl saw her, kneeling in what had once been the largest of the primitive human dwellings. She looked so out of place among the splintered tent poles and torn canvases flapping in the wind—tall, strong and immaculate, except for the ugly tear tracks that were shining on her face.
"Rose—are you alright?! What—"
And then Pearl saw the girl.
She was a small human, which meant that she was young—one of the oddities of organic life was the way that it grew and changed, becoming st
The Way It IsSummary: A Harry Potter one-shot. Ginny is an idealist. Astoria is not. Set during "Deathly Hallows."The Way It Is by JoeMerl
Ginny heard a scream as she burst into the corridor, wand already drawn and a dark look on her face.
Sure enough, the scene froze after everyone looked up. Ginny instantly recognized Agnes Monkleigh, a Slytherin girl in her year who had become a fervent devotee to the Carrows, standing over a younger girl who was coughing and shaking on the ground. A gaggle of other students stood nearby, either watching or refusing to watch the scene with equal horror.
Monkleigh recovered after a split second, meeting Ginny's gaze and curling her lip. Ginny followed suit.
"What's going on here?"
"None of your business, Weasley. Now scram before I get Professor Carrow."
"If you mean Alecto, I have it on good authority she'll be in the Hospital Wing for the rest of the night," Ginny said with a grim smirk. "Now leave."
Agnes slashed the air with her wand, but Ginny wa
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Anyway, hello! My name is JoeMerl, dAddict and obsessive member of many fandoms. I mostly draw cruddy MS Paint fanart, write far better-quality fanfiction, and am also working on some original fiction that gets posted here in bits and pieces. I hope you like my stuff, and if nothing else, thanks for one more pageview! |
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Current Residence: Pensacola, FL, USA.
Favourite style of art: Cartoonish.
Shell of choice: Turtles.
Favourite cartoon character: Dib from "Invader Zim." There's a very long list of others I could mention.